Thursday, February 3

Everything Comes in Threes (or so they say)

Plus' of having Chronic Fatigue:

  1. Nobody ever has the guts to wake you up (even when you've fallen asleep on their bed)
  2. your doctor commands you not to exercise
  3. you get to eat a lot of your meals in your warm, warm bed *g*
Minus' of having Chronic Fatigue:
  1. the uncontrollable bouts of crying
  2. the repeated sense of failure
  3. never being able to get warm (except--of course--when you're running that annoying little fever)

You know you have Chronic Fatigue when:

  1. your 12-yr-old sister fills out your cloths better than you do *sigh*
  2. you and your doctor's secretaries have more than one private joke between you
  3. you're of the belief that any duration of sleep lasting less than 10 hours is only a "nap"

Unexpected changes that come with Chronic Fatigue:

  1. you go from having two pairs of pj's to more than seven
  2. you master the art of eating salads while laying flat on your back
  3. it takes you no more than two days at most to read a 350 page book anymore

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