I Leave It to the Audience
Ooooh, my, just where do you start? It's always like this. You have these huge gaps of having not written anything, there's about five different posts written in your head, you can't write them all at once, and to not write them all makes the others not make sense. Then you think to pick one. But you can never pick just one. So, here, I'll give y'all a brief "intro" to a couple of stories and you guys have to tell me which ones you want the full tale for. Deal? ;)
1) Hannah's Clothing Dilemma
Involves an entrepreneurial Lyd, a happy new-possessor-of-former-Lyd's-jumper Rachel, and a dismayed Hannah uttering such lines of, "But by then we won't be wearing anything!"
2) Aaron's Undie Episode
They were once "too tricky" to wear, now they're so scarce they're not there to wear! Hear how the great undie man himself had to beg his baby-sitting sister to wash some undies for him, and how when they were to be placed in the washing machine couldn't be found.
3) Revelation of the Belly-button
The belly-button has always been the number one human source of fascination, but when has the study of it involved the idea of hiding food sources and smuggling valuables? Enter therein and learn of the latest fad to hit the residents of a station in outback Queensland.
4) Rolling out the Parents
They hung out at a 4 1/2 star resort in the middle of the Daintree forest, and ate so much at the free boufet breakfast put on by the resort that they would go all day without feeling hungry until tea time. The great question is: what did they eat? Some of the answers could have you running for the anti-goat club and in terror of snapping reptiles.
5) Suffering 'Bachelor Starvation' Husband
It's actually somewhat disturbing. That or maybe it's the strain of laughing so hard that makes you disturbed about the condition of your own health...either way, this is one story that will leave you questioning the genuineness of every homeless man that turns up at a bakery at 5:00am for years to come.
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